5/1/16, "Carr: Ted Cruz, RINOS still huge losers, Mrs. Carr the biggest winner," Boston Herald, Howie Carr
"So now I have a roommate at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland in July — my wife.
was elected yesterday from North Attleboro as a Donald Trump delegate
to the national GOP convention. Unfortunately for Dyin’ Ted Cruz, she is
not a double agent for him or any other Canadian-born RINOs.
“I got more votes than anybody else!” my spouse bragged to me last
evening, and she told me to put her quote into the paper — or else.
congressional caucuses were yet another sad day for the GOPe here in
Massachusetts. Weekends are when the Cruz people try to make up for the
beatings they absorb from actual voters every Tuesday. As bad as
Tuesdays are for the Cruz cult, Saturdays are usually their time to
slither back into the game, mainly because nobody’s paying attention.
yesterday in Massachusetts, the local RINOs could deliver no more than
four or so of the 27 votes on the table to the Calgary comet, Rafael
Eduardo Cruz Jr.
Until this week, everything seemed to be falling
into place for the Beacon Hill RINOs. Remember, the Baker agenda is
rather modest — six-figure state hack jobs for themselves, a few
rattlesnakes at the Quabbin and lots of sex offenders in the ladies’
rooms, and that’s about it.
All of yesterday’s caucus locations
were picked to assure a minimum turnout of actual voters and a maximum
turnout of Cruz’s crew of toothless snake-chuckers. Yea, verily, the
howl of holiness was expected to be heard in the Blue Hills yesterday.
Tongues were to be spoken, and the gospel according to Pastor Beck —
turn to Chapter 11, brethren — was to be preached among the
hookworm-afflicted fans of the junior senator from Texas. Put yo’ hands
on the radio…
These Cruz RINOs have no shame — their
phony-baloney hack jobs are on the line, after all. They claimed my wife
hadn’t shown proper ID, even though she had procured a certified letter
from the town clerk attesting to her credentials. She was even born in
the U.S. — that really bothers the Cruz Kool-Aid drinkers.
North Attleboro, the preeminent GOP hack family, the Poiriers, were
tasked, along with assorted henchmen, with subverting the will of the
electorate. This is a congressional district that includes both Fall
River and Newton, so it seemed only natural to the Baker clique that the
GOP caucuses should be held in…North Attleboro.
The Baker mob pulled similar stunts across the state.
Gov. Karyn Polito hails from Shrewsbury, so forget about Worcester. The
GOPe scheduled the Second District caucus in her hometown. Springfield
got the bum’s rush in favor of Ludlow. Boston was bypassed for a town,
Braintree, where Charlie has put maybe two-thirds of the local
Republican hacks on state-payroll welfare.
State Sen. Vinny
deMacedo was charged with kicking butt and taking names in Plymouth. Too
bad he doesn’t know anybody from the Cape and Islands.
“Lyin’ Ted sicced his minions on me,” my wife said after she was unsuccessfully challenged.
fact is, there are more of us than there are of them. Promoting
al-fresco baptisms in the local creeks is not a way to build a majority,
no matter what the voices in Ted Cruz’s head tell him. So my wife now
heads to Cleveland with me. And no, we won’t be ducking any of her
fellow delegates in the Cuyahoga River, no matter what his pet serpents
tell Rafael et al. to do.
Can somebody shout amen?"
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